Welcome to the Circus!

Let me introduce you to our cult leader friend,
The Cow Clown!

art made by RatHeadTM
commisson her give her all your money or
cow will eat your skin

To learn more about us, click one of these three silly little paths

• About The Clown
• Let's Play a Game Together
• Solar Plexus Clown Glider

• The Clown Cafe
• ぞっとする
• Don't Risk It

Remember these three things:1. Dreams cannot predict the future.2. F̴̩̦͑̈͑̃̆͆̈̊͝E̵̛̓̂̉̒̋͜͠Ȩ̷̤̻̽̓̈́̆̐̍̍̕Ḑ̴͈̣̘͉̼̾͊̿̋̆̈́̇̎̃͘T̸̛̲͑̈́̎̈̎͘̕͠H̴̫̩͙̼̫̪̎̔̊̇̏̄͝È̸̾̆́͆̔͛̾F̵̣̪̤̭̙̼͓͔̑̈́̈́͋͑̏̓͘ͅO̸̧̢̢̥̲͍̫̠͋̒̎̕R̵̲̼͎͚̳̈́̉͊̏͆̐̚͘E̶̢̻̘͈̰̩̮̤͐S̷̰͔͓̊T̵̛͈͎̥̱̀̑͂̓̒̑͑̚3. There are no faces.Don't cry.We'll eat your skin :))Push your fingers through your skin to the wet underneath.It's not all empty...the light goes on and on but stops.But it's there.But it's not all there.There's nothing and everything.The Tower Of Babel wasn't ours.I'll open my head and let out all of my time.We are born from human boxes and live in big box houses and are buried in boxes when we die.Why are you crying?That is a bad thing.They are born old.Why do you need to learn anything when you know the thing to know when you are born?Parchment of the mother.Cadaver jokes, and opened gates to Hell, see that yawping god?Look mom!No arms!The moonface guy stole her eyeballs too.ARCADIA will exit the ear canal on the lefthand side.Once it's gone, I'll be at your service, not.█████Broken, sweaty pimply skin bumping up and down on a bus, with the shredded rubbery not-rubber wheels and some boy's mother on the top.

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